Wednesday, May 25, 2011
As I've gotten older my PMS has gotten worse. How many times am I going to say that on this blog? Recently it was at an all time high. It was at the level of My husbands chewing is driving me f*%king crazy, which is very bad. I prefer it to not get any higher than I hate my furniture, it's all ugly and I decorate like shit. In an ideal world it would never get worse than I'm bloated. This time when it was at it's worst I had to medicate with Xanex and Choconex. For you armatures out there Choconex is chocolate used as a medication, as in medicinal chocolate. The fact that I prescribe it to myself makes it no less official. When I want to rip someones head off because of PMS sometimes all it takes to bring me down from the ledge is good Choconex.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Our house is being painted! This is the fourth color in 14 years which is really normal for a home that is wooden and was built in 1917. When we bought our home it was pink, pale pink, but still. The first color
we I picked was supposed to be a tan but when we got home from work it was the color of the old flesh crayon that used to be in a box of 64 Crayolas. Of course, that doesn't exist anymore since Crayola realized that flesh comes in lots of colors. Anyway, it was terrible and we hated it but we couldn't do anything about it. Also it was one time in our marriage Shug gave me all the credit. We couldn't afford to change it so we had to live with it. Some years later the house was painted a gray green with white trim, black porch, doors and accents - I loved it. But this time takes the cake - it's blue but a really dark blue with a couple of drops of gray, and I don't mean navy at all. The trims are all white and the porch, accents and doors will be chocolate. I wish I could say I came up with this but I'm copying it from a picture I saw on flicker from a girl who only takes pictures of Arts and Crafts homes. I'm so excited and also just a bit anxious because I want it to look great, I want my neighbors to love it too and I want it to add to the greatness of my street - which is Magnolia. They say they'll be finished tomorrow but I'm not holding my breath. This job was started weeks ago, then the rain came, and the high winds, then more rain, and some days of the painters not showing up because they were on other jobs. So for the longest time (6 weeks) its been in the scrapped stage which was driving me crazy. The fact that it sat like this drove me crazy and caused more than one fight between Shug and I. A few times I said things like if they actually show up to paint today I'm going to give you the BJ of a lifetime. So, maybe a few times when they didn't show up it actually turned out to be in my favor being that I said that a lot. It's a hell of a motivator. I will post pictures as soon as they are finished.